December 2009
3 posts
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to all of you, and let’s hope that you won’t have to spend your holiday sharing space with a crappy roommate!
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Say what?
I’m now somehow a bitch because we told the 24 year old roommate who grew up with a microwave that he can’t put Chinese food containers - with metal handles - in the microwave.
The mind boggles.
November 2009
9 posts
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Top five reasons I'm ecstatic to be moving out...
His huffy attitude!
His inability to wash a dish!
His inability to stop eating food in my boyfriend’s couch!
His internet poverty!
His inability to do the simplest of tasks without expecting a reward of some sort!
I haven't just had sucky roommates.
Actually, most of my roommates haven’t flat-out sucked. They’ve been all around pretty decent people, just had some flaws that made living with others pretty difficult. Or, maybe it’s just me and they actually were peaches to live with. I guess we’ll never know.
But this entry isn’t about that. This one is about the fact that, humorously, the best roommate I ever...
An old roommate story..about cats and vomit
Once upon a time, I lived with three (then two) irresponsible potheads. While they were not bad people, per se, they often did stereotypical potheaded behavior: one lived off of Hot Pockets and Chinese take-out, the next would get high and stare at various tv dramas for hours on end, while the third would often play a game I call “Stoned Build-a-Bong.” (The rules of which are simple:...
Things I've picked up this week
Backpacks
Shoes
Various outerwear
Books
Popcorn kernels
Popcorn (in the box)
Frozen, thawing chicken and the ensuing chicken mess
At least this wasn’t the week of the dirty underwear in the kitchen.
The ______ Fairy
In my household, we apparently have a magical fairy who comes to make things disappear. She cleans the dishes, washes towels, cleans the bathroom, fills the soap dispenser, vacuums, and cleans out the refrigerator.
OH WAIT! That’s right, we don’t have a _______ Fairy. We have me.
I’m convinced that our roommate and his girlfriend don’t fully grasp that when you brush...
The title is a little misleading.
It’s not that my roommate is actually a crappy roommate or that he personally sucks. He’s a very nice guy, just maddening to deal with. Trust me, I know it could be much worse. He could steal from me (like former roommates), break my things without replacing them/reimbursing me for them (like former roommates), or generally be a dick (like former roommates). But damnit, sometimes...